rustingbridges:

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

roobdoob:

stargloom:

and then a weird girl appear #feminism

and than another weird girl appeared #yuri

everydayconman:

egberts:

manywinged:

manywinged:

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work

berserklrina:

dopaminerjic:

fuck this fuck you clicks on you in task manager and hits end task

the-entire-chinese-population:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

sports classification

mimic-the-octopus:

radiofreederry:

holy shit based

grox:

bewbin:

me after pulling up the drive through window: hey was i talking clear enough back there? was i loud enough? should i enunciate better? should i be turning down my music? i know i didn’t have my order ready when you asked and i’m so fucking sorry about that. Did i ask for too much sauce?

nyanoraptor:

nyanoraptor:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

lykrynos:

can you fucking man up and play toys outside with me